The way into a young voter's heart is candor. This was most effectively demonstrated in 1992 when a courageous teen named Laetitia Thompson blindsided presidential candidate Bill Clinton during an MTV Rock the Vote Q&A session. It was "the question that all the world was dying to know": boxers or briefs?
Well Hildog, as Matt Stone and Trey Parker have eternally dubbed you in my impressionable mind, all the world is dying to know: granny panties or thong?
Or is it one of those male-stripper thongs with an elephant trunk as my dear friend, HG the Palefaced Savage, theorizes?
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Thank God!
Someone is finally posting real news.
I was starting to lose hope.
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