At a press conference Wednesday, President Bush assured that America wasn't headed toward a recession...to the OLDEST JOURNALIST IN THE WORLD. This lady must've started her muckraking career back when they were transmitting news via Morse code and the Pony Express was actually express.
Why—or more importantly how—is she still working? Seriously, she is like half my grandmother's age and my grandma makes no sense most of the time.
Lady, at some point it's time to drop the pen and pad and pick up the oven mitts because somewhere out there there's grandchildren who need you to bake them a pie. Or in my grandma's case, make them a martini then bake them a pie because they are a drunk and hungry lout.
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