Sunday, April 27, 2008

Chewed Up and Spit Out


You know your music career is in jeopardy when even a collaboration with Lil Wayne is a radio flop. Perhaps wisely, former Creole Lady Marmalade Mya Harrison has turned her attention away from self-loathing teen girls and her yet to be (officially) released fourth studio album to the plight of the pups.

Teen girls? Oh yes. Mya's last philanthropic tour was the Secret to Self-Esteem, a mall-hopping brigade of back-patting health care specialists sponsored by Secret antiperspirant. Sadly, it appears that the only ones still interested in Mya is dog food companies and the producers of sweat inhibitors.

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