It is official, (former) Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer and I have one thing in common: we both resigned from our formidable posts today. I am again a free agent, inclined to impulse, unrestrained whimsy and toking from dusk till dawn while doing yoga in the living room, though, admittedly, my days will likely just be consumed by the Food Network.
But I am for hire, ya hear? Just not in the way Spitzer understands it.
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