Professional wrestler Torrie Wilson isn't bad-looking. In fact, she is rather attractive in a girlfriend-of-Rick-Soloman kind of way. Her respective WWF figurine on the other hand, leads me to believe she has an enemy or two at Hasbro, the toy manufacturer responsible for putting a man's face on the 5" effigy.
Nonetheless, this He-man-like character has permeated the pages of magazines. Just the other day I came across an ad for KY Jelly that featured a model (pictured above) who resembles the testosterone-infused doll.
Torrie, I would sue. Dude canoodling Manface, if she starts having mood swings and growing facial hair I suggest just slathering on more KY, a little-known panacea for all things—gender ambiguity and steroid use included.
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